Thursday 10 January 2013

The terror unleashed by "The Moo Moo"

                               The Moo Moo's are most probably under the category of animals that do no harm. But for me, they are under the extremely dangerous, XXXXXXXXXXXX category!

                               Their eyes are facing two different directions and you never know which way they are looking at. All the time I feel that they are watching me. It kinda creeps me out and I feel scared. A lot of people in this world are afraid about stray dogs. But am telling you, stray dogs are a piece of cake when compared to the potentially dangerous Moo Moo's. They come along with you wagging their tail and dripping drool, but when you say "shoo" once, they stop, wait and think. Then they either follow you again or run away behind someone else.

                               My communications with dogs have been awesomely smooth, so I never had any problems with "The Bow Wow's". All the instances of my communication with Moo Moo's have ended badly, that's the prime cause of the terror that stares in my eye when I look at a Moo Moo..

                               To add up to that, these days they are bigggg like mini dinosaurs! I saw one today(which compelled me to blog this asap) which of as high as me. When I usually walk past a Moo Moo I say "No Moo Moo, please let me pass" and run away as quick my legs can support me. Today I tried communicating the same to that mini dinosaur(yeah, that's what it is!) and you can't guess what it did!!
It shook its head at me, flashing both its horns. God! I was filled with fear. Had to run away again..

So in the end am posting a request to you all, please do what you can to stop the stray cows from roaming the streets(So much for all my failed attempts of communication, now I've tried to communicate with fellow humans =) )

There must be no more posts on "terror caused by Moo Moo's! (atleast I don't wanna post one again =D )