Thursday, 10 January 2013

The terror unleashed by "The Moo Moo"

                               The Moo Moo's are most probably under the category of animals that do no harm. But for me, they are under the extremely dangerous, XXXXXXXXXXXX category!

                               Their eyes are facing two different directions and you never know which way they are looking at. All the time I feel that they are watching me. It kinda creeps me out and I feel scared. A lot of people in this world are afraid about stray dogs. But am telling you, stray dogs are a piece of cake when compared to the potentially dangerous Moo Moo's. They come along with you wagging their tail and dripping drool, but when you say "shoo" once, they stop, wait and think. Then they either follow you again or run away behind someone else.

                               My communications with dogs have been awesomely smooth, so I never had any problems with "The Bow Wow's". All the instances of my communication with Moo Moo's have ended badly, that's the prime cause of the terror that stares in my eye when I look at a Moo Moo..

                               To add up to that, these days they are bigggg like mini dinosaurs! I saw one today(which compelled me to blog this asap) which of as high as me. When I usually walk past a Moo Moo I say "No Moo Moo, please let me pass" and run away as quick my legs can support me. Today I tried communicating the same to that mini dinosaur(yeah, that's what it is!) and you can't guess what it did!!
It shook its head at me, flashing both its horns. God! I was filled with fear. Had to run away again..

So in the end am posting a request to you all, please do what you can to stop the stray cows from roaming the streets(So much for all my failed attempts of communication, now I've tried to communicate with fellow humans =) )

There must be no more posts on "terror caused by Moo Moo's! (atleast I don't wanna post one again =D )

Monday, 31 December 2012

Buh bye 2012.. Hiiya 2013 ;)



The year 2012 is gone(totally! until someone really invents time travel). All the good and the bad that happened in the year are already travelling in the memory lane to the back of our mind, as we are getting ready to welcome the new year. What 2013 has in store for us, we never know.. Until its 31st Dec 2013!

Whatever comes your way, accept it with a smile. There are great advantages when you are always smiling. Am not gonna bore you about the usual positives that so many muscles are used and blah blah.. These are new and are great too! Well, atleast I always thought so..

*People might think you are crazy, whacko and mental and you can easily escape from whatever they say ;)
*Your eyes become very small and you won't be able to see anything properly. This way you won't be able to identify imperfections and your life will never turn miserable.

I know what you are thinking, if smiling gives us such nice benefits then laughing must be better?!
Oh yeah, of course it IS much better. For one instance if you en-roll yourself in a laughter club and laugh your nose off in a public place, its not only you at the receiving end of the benefits but also others who have a great laughter marathon after watching you. See you end up doing social service!

Well, if I managed to slightly curve both the sides of your mouth upwards after reading this then yay!! Its time  to celebrate!! After all its The New Year.. Happy New Year folks :)

p.s If you are frowning, then am not responsible for your pre-mature ageing problems :P

And thanks for those websites I took the images from. Happy New Year to you too!!

Friday, 21 December 2012

Rain soaked window

The world in itself looks more beautiful when we look through the rain soaked panes. To quote my own Facebook status I put up once "Rain is the best make-up artist! Who else makes those puddles on the road, half built dirty buildings and even the rusty electric cables look beautiful?! Only the rain soaked window panes!!" So here we are folks, am gonna try to present what's out there in a beautiful manner. Let the journey begin!!

And what?! er.. Today ?!?!?

huh huh ha =D

Yep! When's better than the Doom's day itself to start my blog =)

Hope you all have fun..